The Office - The Loverrr

Dwight: [to Michael] "You seem tense. Hey, you want me to give you the chills?"

Michael: "Okay."

Dwight: "There's an egg on your head & the yolk is running down, the yolk is running down..."

Michael: [sighs] "Feels good."

Dwight: "There's a knife in your back & the blood is gushing down..."

Michael: "I'm sleeping with Pam's mom. Sometimes, dinner."

Dwight: "... The blood is gushing down, the blood is gushing down... You know, I really would have appreciated a heads-up that you were into dating mothers. I would have introduced you to mine."